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GlassPen123
Today is one of those days where you're just gonna eat shit the whole way through. My best advice is pick up the spoon and wash your dishes tomorrow.

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Weird Ass Dream

Posted by GlassPen123 - December 31st, 2022


I don't use this section of my profile enough, I guess I can start using it as some dinky little blog.


Anyways, had this weird dream I want to share:

I was walking to work in the rain at what I can assume was very early in the morning when two of my coworkers stopped their car only to say "hey", ask me if I was really walking and continued driving without offering a ride. Pissed off, I arrived to work which apparently was just the sun room of some house I've never seen and a woman walks up to me who I guess was the owner of said house, of whom I've never seen either. She tells me that she knew I was agitated or something along those lines and better stop.


Suddenly I'm in the living room of my childhood home while my best friend is sitting in front of the TV with their back to it. They tell me somthing I don't hear at first so I ask them to repeat it only for them to continue to stop what they were saying mid sentence. After literally yelling at them to finish what they were saying a few times, it apparently was something about stuffed toys as a box full of them appeared. Seemingly satisfied with the outcome I went upstairs to my old bedroom and hopped onto the BBS.


Some Admin (That I'm wagering on never existed) from 2003 that I can almost remember was named "Phily-Tie" had popped his head back onto newgrounds after a decade or two hiatus. Tom for shits and giggles had reinstated his adminship and upon this he had made a thread about it with a question that I can't recall. When I had clicked on the thread, he was already fucking with the UI of the website as the side art was gone and the background was now a blue gradient with all button text becoming cyan. I had refreshed the page only to be met with more changes, slowly everything was looking more thrown together in a haste and overall what you'd expect from a website of the 2000s.


I had tried answering his question when a text box that was updating as if he was currently typing it followed

"You can't just refresh your browser in an attempt to search up the defintion of (A-word I don't remember) just because you're too young to actually know the internet dipshit, you've been BAN/NED" The word "banned" being huge and having it's own backsplash while constantly switching letters with slashes. Eventually I was booted to the homepage that just got worse, the original newgrounds logo was top and center glitching to all hell and more blue was vomited all over the place. No portal buttons were visible and some really old games were on the featured "ribbon". On the top left there was a message reminding me that I was banned, my account wasn't even visible on the site anymore.


Pissed off once again I had visited YouTube thinking that I could just make a new account to message a mod and see if my account could be saved after all the chaos was over. When I had tried to watch a video it would keep changing the page to a livestream of the dickhead actively destroying newgrounds (Source code and all on display) while playing what I think was Virtua Fighter with a friend of his. Next thing I see is that my profile picture had changed. "Great, so the asshole's given me a virus on top of it all" ran through my mind.


Trying to run a virus scan only yielded more headaches as my program (due to my own audacity to try to fix my computer) had changed to some clicker game with a sprite of Mario from one of the DS games spinning to funky town. The buttons to the left and right were just standard Windows message boxes with completely irrelevant text. Apparently I had to click until Mario typed his password in within a time limit or "all my shit would be deleted". Suddenly everything changed to an old "Survive the lava river"-esqe game on ROBLOX and in only a short time my character had died because of instead of actually building a boat I had tried to use a sheild tool every player was given with limited uses.


Some small stuff happens after that I can't really peice together before I woke up. My greatest question is what are the political inclinations of this?


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